Talking Bible Talks Back

[Ernest Slyman]

"If I want the Bible to talk to me, I'd rather it stick to what it knows,"
Colleen Rush said. "Not criticize me. I bought one in a department store in
Bristol, Tennessee, and before I got it home it was telling me I was
overweight, a bit on the porky-side. And I should try jogging. I don't want
a Bible commenting on my waistline. You got thunder thighs, it said. Kept
saying that over and over. All right, I said. Can you tell me what's in the
twenty-first Psalm? And get off my case, would you?" (more at link below)

http://evangelicalspectator.typepad.com/the_evangelical_spectator/2006/06/talking_bible.html

[B.G. Kent]

Post by Ernest Slyman
"If I want the Bible to talk to me, I'd rather it stick to what it knows,"
Colleen Rush said. "Not criticize me. I bought one in a department store in
Bristol, Tennessee, and before I got it home it was telling me I was
overweight, a bit on the porky-side. And I should try jogging. I don't want
a Bible commenting on my waistline. You got thunder thighs, it said. Kept

B - That's pretty sad eh? someone thinks that the Bible is that
superficial?

Geesh.

Bren