Mark of the beast / Sucide Question????????

[Thedecimator]

If you are immortal, and you refuse to take the mark of the
beast you will be tortured for
3 1/2 years. During the tribulation those who are immortal, and
can't die have the most to lose. I am one of those people who is
immortal. I know all of you are going to think I am crazy for writing
this but I have eaten from the tree of life, and I tested out my
Immortality by eating 30 hemlock leaves. Hemlock is the poison that
was given to Socrates to kill him. Nothing happened to me when I ate
the Hemlock, and yes I am absolutely positive that it was hemlock that
I ate. Anyway I am a follower of Jesus Christ, and I believe the
bible. However I am kind of Psychic and since I was almost killed in
2002 I smelled hell. Beleive me it definately was hell because it
smelled so bad that all the food I smelled smelled like hell. This
means that Predestination is real, and I must be predestined to hell
if I die. So I need to ask you this should I commit suicide when the
Mark of the beast comes out so I can avoid the mark of the beast, and
since I would be commiting suicide to obey Jesus Christs words on NOT
TAKING THE MARK OF THE BEAST then it would be a SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIDE
LIKE JESUS CHRISTS, SELF RIGHTEOUS SUICIDE I am sure Jesus Christ
would forgive me or since I am Immortal should I take not the Image of
the beast, but the mark of the beast after all I have two non human
parents. Since if I die I go to hell should I take the mark of the
beast or Should I commit a self righteous suicide and go to hell until
Judgement day? After all Jesus commited a Self Righteous Suicide, and
he went to hell for 3 days. According to scripture so maybe if I
commit the self righteous suicide when the mark of the beast is
mandatory or else they kill you for non compliance. The reason being
is because I am immortal, and because they hate me beyond words for
exposing them thoroughly. Because of this they wont kill me but they
will torture me for 3 1/2 years which is the length of the
tribulation. I know this all sounds outrageous to you all but believe
it or not there are some of us out there who are immortal and never
get sick, and are immune to all poisons. Yes there is a way to kill
an immortal entity but I will not expose that here.......

So should I obey Jesus Christ, and commit suicide when the Mark of the
beast comes or should I take the mark of the beast. Tatoo or whatever
it will be since I am predestined to hell if I die??????? This is
important, and I want you all to pray to God the father for me and let
me know what his answer to your prayer is. Because after all God the
father seems to never answer my prayers.....

[Matthew Johnson]

Post by Thedecimator
If you are immortal, and you refuse to take the mark of the
beast you will be tortured for
3 1/2 years.

Where do people _get_ stuff like this?

Post by Thedecimator
During the tribulation those who are immortal, and
can't die have the most to lose.

You are more likely to die of overconfidence in your conclusions.

[snip]

Post by Thedecimator
So should I obey Jesus Christ, and commit suicide when the Mark of the
beast comes

Christ never commands anyone to commit suicide. Rather, He always calls all men
to repentance. Augustine explains this in great detail in Book I of The City of
God. So you don't have to take my word for it.

[snip]

[B]

Post by Thedecimator
If you are immortal, and you refuse to take the mark of the
beast you will be tortured for
3 1/2 years. During the tribulation those who are immortal, and
can't die have the most to lose. I am one of those people who is
immortal. I know all of you are going to think I am crazy for writing
this but I have eaten from the tree of life, and I tested out my
Immortality by eating 30 hemlock leaves. Hemlock is the poison that

B - this post was made on April first. Yes it was made past mid
day ..but still April first. I can only say that it is either a joke
in bad taste or someone did not take their medication. Of course this
person could be serious...but I don't believe so.
Bren