b***@allvantage.com
2007-05-11 04:18:58 UTC
Re: 10 Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian
1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a
Christian.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered
prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think
that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have fail=
ed1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about
the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a
Christian.
2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered
prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think
that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.
3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have fail=
to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking
in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the excepti=
onin "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.
4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the excepti=
of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival
sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet
consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find
nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting
in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy
Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed,
came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to
Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah
slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination
of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune
God.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created from dirt.
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by oth=
ersects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet
consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."
5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the
scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find
nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting
in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.
6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about
gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy
Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed,
came back to life and then ascended into the sky.
7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to
Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah
slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination
of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!
8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune
God.
9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people
evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical
claim that we were created from dirt.
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by oth=
religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.
Hello,Yes, looks like fundamentalists do not really follow the teachings of
their professed leader Jesus, do they. But again, just calling oneself
a Christian doesn't make one so. As Jesus put it at Lu 6:46,
"Why do you call me, 'Lord, Lord,' and do not do what I say?" (NIV)
Kinda sounds like Jesus wants his servants to OBEY his commands, not
just believe only. Yes, I'm sure that is what Jesus wants.
There really are true Christians out there, who are reasonable as well
as loving towards all, regardless of their religious beliefs. After
all, Jesus said to preach to all people, not just those favoring his
teachings. Mt 28:19,20,
"19 Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in
the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, 20 and
teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am
with you always, to the very end of the age." (NIV)
Sincerely, James
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