Assisted Reproduction

[**Rowland Croucher**]

A modern mother is explaining to her little girl about pictures in the
family photo album. "This is the geneticist with your surrogate mother
and here's your sperm donor and your father's clone. This is me holding
you when you were just a frozen embryo.

The lady with the very troubled look on her face is your aunt, she's the
family genealogist."
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Post by **Rowland Croucher**
The lady with the very troubled look on her face is your aunt, she's the
family genealogist."

Well, the old testament folks kinda bulldozed through the issues,
saying, "oh, that's my dead brother's kid". The fact that the kid was
born over a year past his death isn't important.

The victorians had some convenient fudge-factors too, calling all
sorts of folks "uncle".

Nils K. Hammer